Roman Hair Pieces: The Fuck-It Method

How to create Roman-ish hairstyle when you have no idea what to do and are afraid of fucking up:

1. Buy $3 hair wefts from Sally Beauty.

2. Stare at your purchase for 4 hours.

2b. Watch Golden Girls and ignore your purchase for a further 2 hours.

3. Drink wine. Cheap wine. Out of a solo cup. Wine glasses don't do anything to enhance the flavor of $5 wine. 

4. Drink more wine than that.

5. A little more.

Does everything now seem like a good idea? Perfect

6. Start sewing. Doesn’t matter if you mess up. It’s a $3 fuck-up and you’ve been drinking.

7. ???? ??????

8. Hair.

Sources:

For the right-hand ("Tower") hairpiece, I followed instruction from the YouTube video by Janet Stephens: https://youtu.be/iZFY9Acxq7M

For the braided bun: https://sites.google.com/site/lalitadasa/method-jeweled-bun